funny script on hannah montana & wizards of waverly place

Hannah Montana
Miley to Lilly: "jackson's love freakin' nature say what?"
Miley to Lilly: "uptight momma's daughter say what?"
Miley to Jake: "big blonde sack of drama say what?"
Miley to Uncle Earl: "uncle who show up on the worst time possible say what?"
Hannah to Robby: "song-writing daddy say what?"
Miley to Lilly: "girl who says i say what say what?"
Miley to Robby: "bunny man say what?"
Mama'w to Miley: "award-winning grandaughter say what?"
Miley to Jake: "you're just the same jerk you were six months ago, except now, you're a jerk
with a headache"
Jake to Miley: "there's only two of you, right? i mean, you're not also the dixie chicks are you?"
Hannah to Mikayla: "listen you one big hit bubble head, the only thing you're gonna get from me is lesson, and lesson number one, this (showing the head move) is how you do the head thing. oh yeah, i went there"
Miley to Lilly: "you set me up on a blind date? that is the most (look back) wonderful thing that you've ever done for me"
Lilly to Lucas: "you're right, our cloud is flowing away, bye cloud <3"
Miley to Ms. Cunkle: "what you need to do is stop borrowing your grandmother's clothes"
Miley to Jackson: "perfect plan........................IF I KNEW OZZY OSBOURNE!"
Miley to Jackson: "you know what, Jackson? maybe i'll make you some eggs, oh wait, that would made me pretty, funny, and STUPID!"
Lilly to Miley: "life would be a lot easier with a sense of humor"
Jake to Miley: "oh come on, how bad could it be? wait, you're not married, are you?"
Miley to Jake: "oh that's Willis, he's from Seattle, the coffee capital of America. he drinks it black"
Miley to Lilly: "lilly, even Lord Voldemort look cute with a puppy"
Miley to Oliver: "have you been watching Soap Operas again?"
Miley to Lilly: "did you put extra sugar on your sugar crunchies again?"
Miley to Jackson: "I'm still awake, you're still an idiot, and now my ear is full of SPIT!"
Miley to Lilly: "the JoBros? he even got a pet name for them"
Miley to Robby: "so why is six afraid of seven? 'cause seven 'ate' nine! whoo that is hysterical, hang up and we could write a hit"

Wizards of Waverly Place
Alex to Justin: "i find that hard to believe that you think that i find that hard to believe"
Alex to Justin: "do you have another 5 for this 5? great, 'cause my 5 was lonely"
Alex to Jerry: "dad, do you have 5 dollars? 'cause i need 5 dollars, dejavu huh, justin?
Alex to Max: "what's the big deal? i had seen them doing that with the toys from the cereal box"
Max to Senior Citizen: "80 dollars, okay for senior citizen, 4 dollars"
Ms. Angela to Harper: "no, i'm talking about a girl who dressed like a giant preschooler"
Alex to Harper: "oh that's the kitchen, where everyone is just to self-councious to eat"
Justin to Alex: "the only stupid thing is that you think that my stupid thing is more stupid than your stupid thing"
Max to Alex: "oh i got a good rhyme, corn......... god, i panic"
Alex to Max: "because i'm going to duplicate myself and if i look ugly, i don't want to look twice as ugly"
Alex to Jerry: "well i was thinking until the day was over so, i'm good"
Alex to Justin: "i can take you seriously, you used big words like 'transparent', what are you? british?"
Alex to Justin: "what if they change the rule that only girls can win? oh wait, you still might win"
Alex to Teresa: "espanol is spanish for what?"
Alex to Justin & Max: "so this two eggheads have to dance? (laugh)"
Alex to Harper: "you can't fire me, this is my family's restaurant and since i'm in the family that makes me part owner, and owner can fire employees, do the math"

actually there's a lot more of that but i just can't think about it right now.
maybe i'll update more later, smooches